Main duniya ghoomte ghoomte muskura raha tha,
Fir kisi ek mahaan insaan se mulaqat hui..
Him: Tum muskura kyon rahe ho..
Me: Bachpan se sochta tha kuch naya karenge, kuch alag karenge..
Aaj startup ker rahe hain sir, bahot maza aa raha hai sir..
Him: Zyada maza lene ki zaroorat nahin hai.. bolo, #Opportunity ka definition bolo
Me: Opportunity is anything that can be utilized to solve a problem or make business out of it. Bahot kuch galat ho raha hai, bahot kuch kerna baaki hai.
Him: Will you please elaborate.
Me: Startup Opportunity Sir, her jagah opportunity hai, ye galiyaan ye chaubare, kisi bhi system mein kharabi ho, opportunity hai sir, ye school ye education opportunity hai sir.. Actually sir hum opportunities se ghire hue hain sir.. Gher ke saman se leke national economy tak sab opportunity hi sir, Ek second mein up ek second mein down.. sab opportunity hai sir.. up down up down..
Him: Definition kya ha..?
Me: Sir, wohi to bata raha hoon sir..
Him: Economy se business banaoge.. Up Down Up Down.. Idiot , Anybody else..?
3rd person: Blah blah blah blah blah
Me: Maine bi to wahi bataya sir.. asaan bhasha mein..
Him: Aapko assan bhasha pasand hai to aap kuch kaam kijiye..
Me: Lekin sir aise kaam ka fayda bhi to hona chahiye, aise kuch bhi kerne se kya fayda
Him: Aap baaki logon se jyada jaante hain.. baaki sab aise hi kerte hain, aur agar aapko comfort mein jeena hai to aap aise hi karenge..
Me: Lekin sir, opportunities to bade kaam ki cheez hoti hain.
Him: Asaan bhasha mein.. bahar jayiye……………….arre tum wapas kyun aaye ho..
Me: Kuch btana bhool gya hoon sir..
Me: Situation that avail allow solve create invent make business and jobs which are useful entertaining scalable non scalable with previous introduction, future aspects enriching enhancing life style and easing the processes, usually utilized by critical minds in a search to their passion or just money making targets which help society and humanity in various ways sometimes completely changing the way we live our lives..!!
Him: Arre bhai kehna kya chahte ho..
Me: #Opportunity sir.. Startup Opportunity.
😛 Some of you out there might be looking for complete English version, Ok, some other day.. Also a video version would be Great, ok that too.. some other day. For now, I am working on launching @TheWittyShit and Nothing Else Matterzz.